Thursday, June 28, 2012

Hello!

I want to thank everybody for all of their comments. It's heartwarming, overwhelming and inspiring. But let's get down to business! As many of you may know, I have some conservative leanings. I still yearn for the days of Bush and Stephen Harper is still in my good books. However, a couple of days of hanging out in the ICU has really helped liberate me. One must get used to having one's jewels willy nilly to the breeze. I have no boxers, no tighty whities, I am just au naturel. I am constantly on display. Every time I get up to walk, every bandage change I am constantly being massaged and adjusted. I feel as though I could work as a gigolo or club 281 with no inhibitions. Furthermore, despite cleaning all of appendages numerous times, everything is done in a professional and classy manner. 2 thumbs up from this reviewer and I hope the Good Times can keep rolling on.

Sent from my iPad

8 comments:

  1. AAaaaah Jay, great to see you`re doing so well! This will probably be one of the few times in your lives when females are touching/cleaning your privates with the consent of your own wife ;)

    Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale... who knew this could be such a privilege...

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  2. OMG I am sitting here literally laughing out loud by myself. Jay, you are the one who is inspirational. You are doing great and you are rocking the hospital gown. Way to go!

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  3. Welcome back Jay! We missed you. Glad to hear that you are doing well and hope that you can return home ASAP!

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  4. Jay! So great to hear from you and so glad things are progressing well! I'm wondering about your shift in politics-- maybe you received Ted Kennedy's lungs? Too soon? Anyhow, please let me know if you need anything Expo-related to pass the time... I have some of the 1981 Expo playoff games on DVD (the wins, of course) and the 1994 Expo strat set that I will gladly part with. Keep the good news coming!
    Sending my best,
    Paul Starke

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  5. Jay, welcome back, I suspect the blogging world has not been the same for almost 1 week now.

    Are you sure the nurses aren't just prepping you for your next operation?

    RK

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  6. Dear Jay,
    This is so nice to read you! Nurses learn a lot of things in school...

    France

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  7. Jay you are a true inspiration. Missing your daily weather reports. Keep up the incredible work.

    Love,

    Claudia, Pierre, and Gabrielle

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  8. Jenn Croll WolfeJune 28, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    Hi Jay! So nice that you are able to blog yourself! I can almost hear your voice. We are so thrilled to hear of your every progress and have been enjoying our NJ time! Keep up the great work & I look forward to an in person visit. PS love the beard! JCW

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